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DeathStrike
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Joined: 29 Nov 2006 Posts: 1221 Location: Washington State |
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Now you too can enjoy MAXIMUM NEWB OWNAGE!!! |
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Now you too can taste the hardcore ownage that professional gamers and obsessive wannabes make every day! Simply follow the recipe directions below, and you will be well on your way to 'fraggin scrubz' and "l33t skilz'.
1/2 cup illiteracy
1cup of 100% all-natural ability (a.k.a. wallhacks)
800cc's of straight liquid caffeine
2 tbsp unyielding rage
3 obscenely large bags full of money for your gaming rig
1 prescription to the ADHD drug of your choice
10 fingers
The will to play one game for more than two years straight
Mix together. Bake at 1337 degrees with love, until the edges are brown or noobs quiver in your presence.
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Thu Jul 19, 2007 10:36 am |
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Shapeshift1
Phun Moderator
Joined: 30 Nov 2006 Posts: 3640 Location: Cydonia |
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Great. Sarcastically.
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I play w/ little kids for money. |
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Thu Jul 19, 2007 11:21 am |
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Dr.Ramachandra
Overly Phun
Joined: 08 Jan 2007 Posts: 4318 Location: unknown |
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Thu Jul 19, 2007 4:15 pm |
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Cultclassic
Phun Moderator
Joined: 30 Nov 2006 Posts: 4411 Location: Orgrimmar |
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Wallhacks are for pansies. God-mode is where it's at. That way you can deliver the ultimately humiliating frag, which is killing someone with a flashlight.
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Thu Jul 19, 2007 9:58 pm |
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Dr.Ramachandra
Overly Phun
Joined: 08 Jan 2007 Posts: 4318 Location: unknown |
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no idea what that meant
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Fri Jul 20, 2007 11:07 am |
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CowFreak5
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Joined: 30 Nov 2006 Posts: 2499 Location: Flint, Michigan |
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That doesn't seem very healthy.
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Sun Sep 30, 2007 2:20 pm |
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Cultclassic
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Joined: 30 Nov 2006 Posts: 4411 Location: Orgrimmar |
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Hence why you have god-mode.
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Sun Sep 30, 2007 2:37 pm |
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Dr.Ramachandra
Overly Phun
Joined: 08 Jan 2007 Posts: 4318 Location: unknown |
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god mode......is like soo unrealistic
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Tue Oct 02, 2007 7:43 am |
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