Forum Game: Evil Genie

You step above the crest of the dune to survey the deserted region around you. All that you can see for miles are the shifting sands, as well as a small bottle about ten feet from you. You go and grab it, you decide for some strange reason to rub it. Our comes a genies who says you can have one wish...what will it be...

Post your wish, next person answeres is then posts their own. Make sure you grant the wish...but twist it to somthing bad.

I wish I had $1,000,000!

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Granted, you spend it on a million dollar car, then crash and total it.

I wish more people would register on www.churchofphun.s4.bizhat.com

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Cowland5

Granted...government thinks it's the new KKK so they shut it down...cuase all the people joined were white

i wish prom didnt have to be so stupid

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Granted, it's canceled. And the government couldn't leagally shut down a KKK site unless the members were actually doing something illegal.

I wish the war in Iraq would end.

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Cowland5

granted, the war in mars started... so the us had to save some martians from the martian dictator

i wish prom would be in granite

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Granted, it's the stupidest prom in the history of GFHS.

I wish www.churchofphun.s4.bizhat.com had thousands of users.

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Cowland5

granted... they're all you

i wish just for phun had a couple of more users

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Granted, they never post.

I wish churchofphun was more popular than Just4Phun.

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Cowland5

granted....it's glamorous...so it's full of gay people

i wish we could stop talking about forums

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Granted we all talk about SPARTAAAA!!!!!

i wish i owned every movie on DVD

granted, DVD players are obsulete (no idea how to spell that)

i wish i can see 300

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Granted, it's a bad movie.

I wish the Church of Phun was more popular than Just4Phun.

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Cowland5

not gonna answer..(illegal forum talk)

i wish people would just stay on one forum

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Granted, but it's the Church of Phun.

I wish Gitson didn't ban people for swearing.

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Cowland5

granted, he bans them for not swearing

i wish liverpool was close

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granted...its a pool full of human livers

i wish that everyone had seen 300 smokin aces and Spiderman 3

granted....now everyone's a geek

i wish i can go see SM3 tomorrow

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granted...it is horrible (which it is)

i wish everybody would stop talking about SM3

Granted, they start talking about Spiderman 4.

I wish it didn't get so hot in the summer.

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Cowland5

granted....it's freezing

i wish people would stop wishing nonsense

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